Greetings, Gid-Lovers, Gidciples, and Gid-Mongers everywhere! It is I, Gideon U. Eklund, coming at you with my words, from atop my jewel-encrusted Golden Pedestal. (I’m capitalizing ‘Golden Pedestal’ now, to make it seem more important. Also, I’m not getting down from it today. It’s a holiday weekend, and I’m not going ANYWHERE. You got a …
Hello, my dear readers! (I’m only assuming I have more than one of you at this point. PLEASE NEVER CORRECT ME.) I’m trying to keep updating the blog on a bi-weekly schedule, and as such, I realize that I have to actually come up with a topic on a regular basis for these things. I …
Hello, dear readers. It is I, the amazing, handsome, indomitable Gideon U. Eklund here, with yet another wondrous blog entry to enrich and improve your lives with my humbly incredible presence. …As usual, you’re welcome. I know, I know—you just saw a new post from me last week, and I was talking about keeping to …
Welcome back boys, girls, and everyone in-between or outside that binary way of looking at gender roles! (Wow- that was a lot to say, yet, remarkably painless. See how easy it is, people? Be more like me. But only a little bit; I’m trying to brand myself here, and we don’t need to flood the …
Hello, dear readers. It’s time yet again for me, Gideon U. Eklund to descend from the diamond-studded staircase spiraling its way around my golden pedestal, to bring you the sweet, sweet nectar of verbiage that is my blog. As always, you’re welcome. Today, I’m going to get a little personal, a dash introspective, and a …
Kids, your ol’ Uncle Gideon U. Eklund is happy to state that it’s that arbitrarily-chosen time again! I’ve got a new subject to ramble about, and I’ve chosen you as my sounding board. I invite you to stand up from wherever you’re reading this, and announce to the people around you, “YES! I’M THE CHOSEN …
Greetings again, my disciples! (I really need to come up with a term for my fans. I should probably poll both of my readers, and see what she and I think.) It’s that completely arbitrary time again; where I, Gideon U. Eklund, come down from on high to delight and entertain you all with the …
Hello, dear readers. It’s time yet again for me, Gideon U. Eklund, to descend from my golden pedestal to bring delicious words to you, the delightful, word-ravenous masses, for your ongoing consumption; which, let’s be honest, is the entire point of having a blog. Today, I’m going to get a little personal, a dash introspective, …
Welcome back, boys, girls, and everyone in-between. (Or off to one side, or whatever is least offensive.) I, Gideon U. Eklund, your amazing guru of… whatever the hell this blog is about, have returned to shower you with more kernels of wisdom, as golden as the pedestal I descend from whenever I speak upon the …
Hello, faithful readers. I’ve already posted once before on this blog, and I figured that would be more than enough to sate you, but apparently not. I’ve been informed that I have to keep doing this ‘blog’ thing regularly, just to keep people happy. (Very important people who are in no way made up or …