Hi, world! It’s me, Gideon U Eklund, back to… um… wow. There’s approximately fifteen different ways I could open this post, and none of them seem adequate enough to get out what I’m trying to say. Maybe I’ll stay up here on the ol’ Golden Pedestal while I figure out how to lay this down …
Hello again, my dear readers, followers, and Gidsciples! Gideon here, yet again, to fill your lives with glee and inspirational words of wisdom, from up here on my amazing Golden Pedestal. As usual, you’re welcome. While I was drinking and listening to music with someone important recently, I had it pointed out to me that …
Hello, my adoring Gidsciples! It is I, Gideon U. Eklund; bringing you delicious written treats, like a creepy ice cream man who only comes at night, and doesn’t have any pricing on the side of his van, but if you ask nicely, may give you a free sample and stare at you creepily while you …
Greetings, my Gidsciples! It’s been quite a while. I took a break off for December, (and accidentally part of January,) but much to your delight, I am back to the blog, and it’s time once again to discuss the things which I, Gideon U. Eklund thinks are important. I’m going to come down from the …
Hello, my darling readers! Gideon U. Eklund here with a Thanksgiving Day themed blog post for you all to consume. (Don’t worry- the best part is that it will still leave you with plenty of room for all the food you plan on eating today!) I’ve been sitting on my epic throne up here on …
Hello, dear readers! Welcome back to my fantastic, well-loved, super-popular blog! I know, I know—you’re all amazed to hear from me every two weeks, (sometimes longer, depending on my current work ethic,) and to be given advice, through my lens of humor, irrational outrage, and amazing levels of fantastic humility and grace. I’ve got a …
Hello, my incredible Gidsciples! I realize it’s been a while since I slapped a post up here for your fawning adoration, but I’m going to do something a little different this time around. Is it genius? Probably. Quick update for everyone: I attended the La Jolla Writer’s Conference in San Diego last weekend, and it …
And lo, dear Gidsciples, Gideon U. Eklund has returned again! And, much like a wise man, or shaman, or great Dalai Lama, I descend once more from my Golden Pedestal to bring you wisdom and greatness. You’re welcome. I also bring my laundry, because I’ve been up there on the Pedestal for a while, and …
No cute little intros about how great I am, you guys. Not this time around, if that’s okay with all of you. I normally like to keep my blog upbeat and humorous, but… I just can’t find that place right now. This post is going to be a downer, but I think it’s important that …
Hello, my beloved readers! Gideon U. Eklund here with an important message to shout down at you from my Golden Pedestal of greatness. But first, let’s check in with you. How are you doing? Have a good weekend? Work going okay? How’s your family? Good? I know you can’t answer me out loud while you’re …