This Post Is Probably The Only Thing NOT Going Viral Right Now. (Or, “Hey, Have You Guys Heard About This ‘Coronavirus’ Thing?”)

Hi, everyone. Gideon here—again—to come down from the Golden Pedestal and talk about whatever’s on my mind. You may have noticed that I don’t really bring up current events often. The reason is that (while it pains me to admit out loud,) my opinions, while super amazing, and you should all listen to them, are …

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My Brain Is So Noisy, I Had Trouble Coming Up With This Title. Is This Mania, Or Creative Overload? (Or, “Could You STOP For Like, Ten Minutes, Brain? Come on.”)

Hi, world! It’s me, Gideon U Eklund, back to… um… wow. There’s approximately fifteen different ways I could open this post, and none of them seem adequate enough to get out what I’m trying to say. Maybe I’ll stay up here on the ol’ Golden Pedestal while I figure out how to lay this down …

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