Hello, everyone. It’s been a rough year. I’ll get to the main point of this post soon, but first, I’m going to spend a few paragraphs on catch-up for all two of my loyal fans. I’m doing okay, post-February. I’m still hanging out on the Golden Pedestal, but as usual, not posting very much to …
Yeah, yeah. It’s been a while. I’m not apologizing for it this time, my precious Gidsciples—I’ve been busy up here on the ol’ Golden Pedestal with writing a new, shorter, more publisher-friendly manuscript. On top of that, my job recently changed; I now write website content for a vape company. It’s odd to write like …
Man, this year has been rough. I have barely found the motivation to work on my manuscripts, let alone come up with a topic for the ol’ blog here. My apologies to my loyal Gidsciples who believed me to be dead after several months of radio silence. (Again.) Rest assured, I am still alive, devilishly …
Hello, my adoring Gidsciples! It is I, Gideon U. Eklund; bringing you delicious written treats, like a creepy ice cream man who only comes at night, and doesn’t have any pricing on the side of his van, but if you ask nicely, may give you a free sample and stare at you creepily while you …
Hello, dear readers! Welcome back to my fantastic, well-loved, super-popular blog! I know, I know—you’re all amazed to hear from me every two weeks, (sometimes longer, depending on my current work ethic,) and to be given advice, through my lens of humor, irrational outrage, and amazing levels of fantastic humility and grace. I’ve got a …
And lo, dear Gidsciples, Gideon U. Eklund has returned again! And, much like a wise man, or shaman, or great Dalai Lama, I descend once more from my Golden Pedestal to bring you wisdom and greatness. You’re welcome. I also bring my laundry, because I’ve been up there on the Pedestal for a while, and …
Hello, my beloved readers! Gideon U. Eklund here with an important message to shout down at you from my Golden Pedestal of greatness. But first, let’s check in with you. How are you doing? Have a good weekend? Work going okay? How’s your family? Good? I know you can’t answer me out loud while you’re …
Greetings, Gid-Lovers, Gidciples, and Gid-Mongers everywhere! It is I, Gideon U. Eklund, coming at you with my words, from atop my jewel-encrusted Golden Pedestal. (I’m capitalizing ‘Golden Pedestal’ now, to make it seem more important. Also, I’m not getting down from it today. It’s a holiday weekend, and I’m not going ANYWHERE. You got a …
Hello, dear readers. It is I, the amazing, handsome, indomitable Gideon U. Eklund here, with yet another wondrous blog entry to enrich and improve your lives with my humbly incredible presence. …As usual, you’re welcome. I know, I know—you just saw a new post from me last week, and I was talking about keeping to …
Greetings again, my disciples! (I really need to come up with a term for my fans. I should probably poll both of my readers, and see what she and I think.) It’s that completely arbitrary time again; where I, Gideon U. Eklund, come down from on high to delight and entertain you all with the …