You Can’t “Write What You Know” If You’re Ignorant. (Or, “The Imaginary Struggles Of A Cis, White, Middle-Aged Man.”)

Yeah, yeah. It’s been a while. I’m not apologizing for it this time, my precious Gidsciples—I’ve been busy up here on the ol’ Golden Pedestal with writing a new, shorter, more publisher-friendly manuscript. On top of that, my job recently changed; I now write website content for a vape company. It’s odd to write like …

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This Post Is Probably The Only Thing NOT Going Viral Right Now. (Or, “Hey, Have You Guys Heard About This ‘Coronavirus’ Thing?”)

Hi, everyone. Gideon here—again—to come down from the Golden Pedestal and talk about whatever’s on my mind. You may have noticed that I don’t really bring up current events often. The reason is that (while it pains me to admit out loud,) my opinions, while super amazing, and you should all listen to them, are …

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