Kids, your ol’ Uncle Gideon U. Eklund is happy to state that it’s that arbitrarily-chosen time again! I’ve got a new subject to ramble about, and I’ve chosen you as my sounding board. I invite you to stand up from wherever you’re reading this, and announce to the people around you, “YES! I’M THE CHOSEN …
Greetings again, my disciples! (I really need to come up with a term for my fans. I should probably poll both of my readers, and see what she and I think.) It’s that completely arbitrary time again; where I, Gideon U. Eklund, come down from on high to delight and entertain you all with the …
Welcome back, boys, girls, and everyone in-between. (Or off to one side, or whatever is least offensive.) I, Gideon U. Eklund, your amazing guru of… whatever the hell this blog is about, have returned to shower you with more kernels of wisdom, as golden as the pedestal I descend from whenever I speak upon the …
Hello, faithful readers. I’ve already posted once before on this blog, and I figured that would be more than enough to sate you, but apparently not. I’ve been informed that I have to keep doing this ‘blog’ thing regularly, just to keep people happy. (Very important people who are in no way made up or …
For those of you who don’t know me, my name is Gideon U. Eklund. (For those of you who do know me, that is still my name. Keep up, guys. Come on- we’ve known each other for years.) I’ve been spending the last… fifteen years (Is that right? That can’t be right.) working to become …